There are funny sounds coming from the other side of the room. These sounds are followed by giggling, and I am certain that the air is filling with a foul scent. Thankfully, I cannot smell anything.
Due to the strong taste of garlic and wine in my mouth, I am protected from vampires as well as all toxic smells that are accompanied by giggling. Perhaps it is the wine, but I am thoroughly enjoying the whole thing.
Oh the joys of life with boys.